Oct 23, 2005, 05:29 PM // 17:29
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#21
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Israel before, CA now.
Profession: R/Me
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Is being homosexual a personal choice or a biological thing?
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Oct 23, 2005, 05:38 PM // 17:38
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#22
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Hyrule (Kokiri Village)
Profession: W/Mo
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um its personal
Why make a thread like this??
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Oct 23, 2005, 06:10 PM // 18:10
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#23
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Houston, TX
Guild: Warrior Nation
Profession: Mo/Me
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to satisfy the hunger of all the spam monsters, as well as making those of us that would rather post on the internet site of a game we all love than actually play the game somewhat confused...
what?
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Oct 23, 2005, 06:19 PM // 18:19
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#24
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Pre-Searing Cadet
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You see it all happened 15 years ago when a gaint comet made of cheeze crashed into the earth and...
Why do you never see purple flying tuna fish in the sky of green?
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Oct 23, 2005, 06:20 PM // 18:20
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#25
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Houston, TX
Guild: Warrior Nation
Profession: Mo/Me
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because my mommy told me to stay away from acid
my name is ron burgundy?
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Oct 23, 2005, 06:55 PM // 18:55
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#26
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Krytan Explorer
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DAMNIT, Who typed a question mark on the teleprompter?!
Is beastiality REALLY legal in Canada?!
:O
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Oct 23, 2005, 07:23 PM // 19:23
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#27
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: San Francisco
Profession: W/Mo
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Yes, everything is legal in Canada.
Does Canada have a military?
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Oct 23, 2005, 07:46 PM // 19:46
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#28
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: the Netherlands
Guild: United Legit Gaming Guilds of Guild Wars [ULGG]
Profession: E/Me
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I think yes...
Ever talked with a gay?
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Oct 23, 2005, 07:50 PM // 19:50
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#29
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: San Francisco
Profession: W/Mo
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*...points to location*
Not sure if you guys are getting the point of the game. It's to ask really dumb questions in the hopes of getting amusing answers. Asking real questions sort of defeats the point of the game.
Why don't people wear helmets in cars?
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Oct 23, 2005, 08:32 PM // 20:32
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#30
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Houston, TX
Guild: Warrior Nation
Profession: Mo/Me
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if people wore helmets in cars, they'd have to wear something much more ridiculous-looking when riding bikes and motorcycles. duh -.-
what if the world were flat? o.o
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Oct 23, 2005, 11:09 PM // 23:09
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#31
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Northern CA
Guild: Outlaws of the Water Margin
Profession: Mo/Me
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Who first discovered cheese? And what posessed them to put something rotten and stinky in their mouth?
Why do we eat shrimp? They're essentially c0ckroaches of the ocean.
Why is it called a "toothbrush"? Shouldn't it be "teethbrush"?
Why do men have nipples?
Why do we like cats? If cats were human they'd be selfish, lazy and spiteful people.
Why were humans designed with this wet, drippy thing called a nose positioned upside down over their mouths?
Why are Americans so damn arrogant?
Why are the French so damn arrogant?
Why are the English so damn arrogant?
Weren't computers supposed to make our lives simpler?
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Oct 23, 2005, 11:17 PM // 23:17
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#32
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Houston, TX
Guild: Warrior Nation
Profession: Mo/Me
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yo momma. cuz it tastes good. just to confuse you. because it makes us sexay. they may be selfish, lazy, and spiteful, but golly-gee-willikers they're cute. because if it was positioned upward, it would just look silly. because we hate the english. because they hate everyone. because they hate americans. maybe.
what if mothballs started hanging around too close to microwaves and suddenly woke up and said, "take me to your leader or die by fly guy." he'll push you out, no wings attached. "just do as i say. no mistake; he'll blow away".
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Oct 24, 2005, 12:41 AM // 00:41
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#33
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: MN
Profession: E/Mo
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I'd never go to sleep again.
Why does Guild Wars suck so much?
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Oct 24, 2005, 01:18 AM // 01:18
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#34
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Houston, TX
Guild: Warrior Nation
Profession: Mo/Me
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o.o well. to tell you the truth. it doesnt. stupid question, stupid answer
how much would it cost to import bacon from japan on 1st class air freight, including currency exchange and shipping and handling, and does anyone know where i might be able to do that?
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Oct 24, 2005, 01:32 AM // 01:32
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#35
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Baltimore, MD, USA
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roughly $2400, and yeah, japanbaconimporters.com
Whats that thing on your shirt?
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Oct 24, 2005, 01:35 AM // 01:35
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#36
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Houston, TX
Guild: Warrior Nation
Profession: Mo/Me
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o this? i just spilled some bacon grease on it earlier--wait...HOW DID YOU KNOW I HAD BACON GREASE ON MY SHIRT??? O.O *looks around frantically for the cameras*
how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
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Oct 24, 2005, 01:50 AM // 01:50
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#37
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: San Francisco
Profession: W/Mo
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They don't chuck wood. I shoot them first.
How come there are so many crumbs in my keyboard?
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Oct 24, 2005, 01:52 AM // 01:52
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#38
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Houston, TX
Guild: Warrior Nation
Profession: Mo/Me
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because crumbs are a sign of the apocalypse, and god has chosen you to be his prophet in this dispensation. all hail my worthy master. *bows*
and what about airline food? i mean, whats up with that?
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Oct 24, 2005, 01:56 AM // 01:56
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#39
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Desert Nomad
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wats wrong w/ airplane food?
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Oct 24, 2005, 01:57 AM // 01:57
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#40
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Hyrule (Kokiri Village)
Profession: W/Mo
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its in packages!!!
What is it with squirrels??
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